accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name
June 2013
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me!
Billy Crystal and John Goodman
arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! | Monsters, Inc. OST
omfg
y e s
you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this
This makes me unimaginably happy
Yessssssss
“Women don’t belong in video games.”
TALK SHIT GET FIT
“dude look at the personality on that girl”
“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”
- plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
- plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
- plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
Mouth for War (Pantera Cover)
Senses Fail
Senses Fail|Mouth for War (Pantera Cover)
selfies
ıʇǝɥbɐds ǝʇɥ ǝʞɐɯ puɐ ǝɯoɥ ɯoɔ ɯoɯ n uǝɥʍ
Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
I am a Cumberlady, thank you very much.
Cumbercreeper
CUMBERCREEPER
500% done with this website
Bite it. You have to bite it.
Stuff Nobody Tells you About Getting An Apartment.
This’ll cover the basics, such as financial expectation, rental history, what to bring for the application process, etc.
This is a god send.
May 2013
I Don’t Know Anyone Here Or How To Start Conversations” and other scary stories to tell in the dark
I Don’t Know Anyone Here Or How To Start Conversations” and other scary stories to tell in the dark
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
well hey at least theres eggs
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
April 2013
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
