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“Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” - Clueless (1995)
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Interviewer: Favorite game to play on the tour bus?
Shaun: I play the game "Drink the beer everyday"
Adam: You're really good at it too!
Shaun: I practice real hard!
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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